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Friday, February 11th, 2005
3:52 am
its been sooooo long since ive wrote in this thing...haha i doubt anyone even knows it exists....but ohh well...haha it will rise again someday.

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Wednesday, June 11th, 2003
12:12 pm
goatwhore=/

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4:45 am - THE BREAST MILK VENDORS ROCK!!!
http://b.m.v.ohio.tripod.com/poop/

THRES THE SITE FOR ALL OF YOU PUSSYS THAT THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THE WORLDS GREATEST ROCK BAND KNOWN TO DATE..SO SIGN THE GUESTBOOK AND YOU COULD POSSIBLY RECIVE A FREE FUCK BY THE ONE AND ONLY *THEODOR VON WANG* AKA JOEL....
QUALIFACATIONS FOR THE FREE FUCK ARE AS FOLLOWED
1. MUST BE FEMALE (I HIGHLY STRESS THIS ONE) MEN ARE AUTOMATTICLY DISQUALIFIED!!!!!!!!
2. MUST BE EXTREMLY HOT...
3. MUST HAVE EXTREMLY LARGE BREASTS.
4. MUST NOT BE REALATED IN ANY WAY.

DONT FORGET TO GO TO OUR SITE AND COMMENT ON HOW BAD ASS OUR BAND IS AND HOW EXTREMLY HUNG THEODOR VON WANG *AKA ME (JOEL) IS.....AND RECIVE THE FREE FUCK...ANYWHERE AND ANY TIME..

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4:24 am - hermaphrodite midget
hermaphrodite pussy
hermaphrodite dick
all the girls want my unisex prick

when i go to the bathroom i can squat or stand
and wipe my ass with my bare hand
ill wack my cock off into my sock
and finger my vigina like all the retarded women from china

hermaphrodite pussy
hermaphrodite dick
all the girls want my unisex prick

with tits the size of monster truck
and a dick as big as a tree trunk
ill blow my load
right on to my camel toe..


heres a sneak peak of what to find on our up comming album "TIT MILK FOR ALL THE GIRLY BOYS"
be sure to check out the site and catch a glimps at GODZILLAS WANG
The B.M.V's are the fastes and greatest band this would will ever encounter..
we will be touring a town near you in the upcoming fall after were done in the studio..

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4:08 am - gwar
Oderus
You're Oderus Urungus! You are consumed with an
obsession with your penis. You blow your load,
then ask questions later. You are at the front
lines, kicking ass, screaming horrid debauched
lyrics and spraying cum all the time. Nobody
knows why...


What Member of GWAR are you?
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Friday, March 28th, 2003
1:37 pm
little drops of blood
raining from the sky...
i killed my own mind...
so i wouldnt realize i died...
in a fetal tunnel of hope
obliterized and coterized
you bleed for the one who was
brought forth and mezmorized
all hope has been lost
just like the cold graveyard frost..
in the lost era of fear and terror

down down another angel smashes the ground
in the land of the dead....
where my alternate soul has been found...

current mood: accomplished

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Thursday, March 20th, 2003
2:42 pm - holy shit.
well were at war now....and to tell you the truth it really hasnt bothered me that much....ive been watching the new coverage for like the past 4 hours now....its crazy cause it dosnt even seem like were at war....it just feels like anyother day...i mean yeah its only the first day and im sure as the situation escalates it will begin to think more and more of it....but what im mostly concernd about and i know i shouldnt be at all becuase there is no chance of it happening most likely but the draft...i mean ill be 18 in almost 6 months and all be damned if i go fight a fucked up war with peice of shit iraq fucks.....i will do everything in my power to no go to war...i mean i know i shouldnt think about it cause theres problay no chance of it happening but its still just one of those things floating in the back of my mind.....and i dont wanna die a virgin..haha as corny as that sounds i just dont want it to happen like that..haha so any ladies interested just tell me.....ill more then likly welcome you with open arms...just dont be like fat and sick and shit..haha...well this has to be about the longest thing ive ever written (pats self on back) so im gonna go back to watching the coverage of the war....

fuck......

current mood: confused

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Wednesday, March 19th, 2003
1:16 am - hmmmm
well ihavent updated this bad boy in a long while....cause im a bad ass like that.....i dont really think anything cool has happen to really write about..ummm its getting warm out witch means i can finnaly ride again...no more on the comp for endless hours playing with myself.....ohh no this summer is riding ,off roading hot bitches , and work (pukes).....i rode all this weekend and never felt more destroyed ever....i found myself rolling out of bed....haha it was kinda funny....well i guess this is all for now....perhaps another update in like 10 more years...

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Thursday, February 27th, 2003
1:09 am

you are "Apple Of Sodom"


what non - album Marilyn Manson song are you ?
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Wednesday, January 22nd, 2003
1:56 pm - hahaha

What Office Space character are you?

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Friday, December 27th, 2002
1:42 pm
slayer
WHAT BADASS ROCK BAND ARE YOU?

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did any of you really have any doubts....SLAYER FUCKING RULES

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Monday, December 23rd, 2002
2:26 pm - burn in hell
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i never realized how bored a person could get...

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Saturday, December 21st, 2002
2:23 am
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Friday, December 20th, 2002
4:46 am - lookin good
yesterday i was walking past the mirror and i caught a glimps of myself and turned..then i said..damn joel..you are lookin good...i mean i couldnt help but notice it...and i know thats what everyone else must be thinking..so you know....well im off to commit suicide..later

current mood: suicidal

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Sunday, December 8th, 2002
5:10 pm - A I D S
Anal Inflicted Death Sentence......thats what you get for having a penis up your ass..billions of hamasters running right between your bowls...fudge packing man...fudge packing man..

AIDS...

methods of distructiong rule..

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Thursday, November 28th, 2002
7:49 am
EVERYBODY IN THE WHOLE WORLD SHOULD GO TO OUR WEB SITE.
http://b.m.v.ohio.tripod/poop
our band rules..ask anyone

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Sunday, November 24th, 2002
6:13 pm - dank weed
i havent updated this turdball in a while..i saw gwar on the 13th that was definetly the coolest fucking thing ive ever seen..then i got to see cannibal corpse for free the 17th..wich was also a bad ass show...then im going to see dbx the 5th and im going to see hatebreed the 28th..these have to be the 2 coolest months of my life..i cant wait for hatebreed..that shits gonna get nuts..but other than that my life has been the same as alway..just sitting around playing with myself...sometimes riding if its nice enough.. but ohh well..hopefully i get my license soon..i need to get a car also...im one lazy fuck if you ask me...i cannot stand to go to school anymore..its so fucking boring..it makes me wanna kill myself on a daly bases..hopefully its nice tommorow when i get off work..i wanna ride...

current mood: what the fu ck

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Thursday, November 21st, 2002
2:17 pm
im gonna strangle you and ill slit your throat
i love to see your blood run thats the thing that makes me cum
im gonna kill you just becuase i want to
vampire of dusseldorf
and ill cut your life short

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Wednesday, November 20th, 2002
1:01 am
Jack%3A%20The%20Pumpkin%20King
What The Nightmare Before Christmas character are you?

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Saturday, October 26th, 2002
1:37 pm - die
thursday night had to be one of the greatest nights on earth..i saw the fucking misfits..jerry only is fucking huge..and words cant even discribe what it was like seeing marky ramone..i cant even begine to tell you how fucking great it was..and one of the opening bands the hostil omish was also one of the coolest things ive ever seen not to mention one of my faviort bands now..when you have a song name vagitarian and you have two guys on stage churn butter you know you rule..well im out..

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